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take a selfie/ 自拍/ (zìpāi) 


A: This is hilarious! A monkey took a crazy bunch of selfies after stealing a cell phone.

这也太搞笑了！猴子偷手机后疯狂自拍。

(zhèyě tàiɡǎoxiàole！hóuzǐtōushǒujīhòufēnɡkuánɡzìpāi.) 

B: The monkey took selfies and videos, right? 

猴子的自拍和视频是吧？

(hóuzǐde zìpāi héshìpín shìba?) 

A: Right. A man in Malaysia recovered his lost cell phone. After cleaning it, he found that the phone was full of selfies and videos of a monkey.

对。马来西亚一名男子捡回了自己丢失的手机,清洗干净后发现手机里全是猴子的自拍和视频。

(duì. mǎláixīyà yìmínɡ nánzǐ jiǎnhuíle zìjǐ diūshīde shǒujī, qīnɡxǐɡànjìnɡhòu fāxiàn shǒujīlǐ quánshì hóuzǐde zìpāi héshìpín.) 

B: That's really funny. The monkey snuck into the house and stole the phone while he was sleeping. Later, the monkey took the phone and recorded a video of it eating it. It then became popular all over the internet.

特别好笑,这只猴子趁他睡觉时潜入家中偷走了手机, 之后还拿着手机录制了一段吃手机的视频, 因此火遍全网。

(tèbié hǎoxiào, zhèzhī hóuzǐ chèntā shuìjiàoshí qiánrù jiāzhōnɡ tōuzǒule shǒujī, zhīhòu háiná zheshǒujī lùzhìle yíduàn chīshǒujīde shìpín, yīncǐ huǒbiàn quánwǎnɡ.) 

A: No wonder scientists constantly test monkeys' IQ! 

难怪科学家不断测试猴子的智商！ 

(nánɡuài kēxuéjiā bùduàn cèshì hóuzǐde zhìshānɡ！)

B: In Japan, the monkey with the highest IQ in the world has been working to earn money already. 

在日本,世界智商最高的猴子都会打工挣钱了。 

(zàirìběn, shìjiè zhìshānɡ zuìɡāode hóuzǐ dōuhuì dǎɡōnɡ zhènɡqiánle.)

Illustration: Liu Xidan/GT