Puzzle

ACROSS

  1 Lion's locks

  5 500 sheets of paper

  9 Scrub, NASA-style

 14 Skin So Soft seller

 15 Actress Kendrick of "Pitch Perfect 3"

 16 Nintendo antihero with a W on his cap

 17 "That's not the half of it, Mr. Nicklaus!"

 20 Part of BYOB

 21 ___ Shake (viral 2013 dance)

 22 Sore

 23 Persian or Siamese

 24 Letters before thetas

 26 Sign before Virgo

 27 Unethical

 31 Inflatable pool fillers

 33 "Go away, Mr. Sinatra!"

 36 Get clean?

 37 Benjamin Hoff's "The ___ of Pooh"

 38 Idris of "The Wire"

 42 "You're mistaken about me, Mr. Fieri!"

 47 Slow tempo

 49 Small waterfall

 50 Dr. Ruth subject

 51 Sweater spoiler

 54 Ultimate, degreewise

 55 "Come to ___!"

 57 Slip away, as time

 59 Facial spot?

 62 "You made yourself clear, Ms. Benatar!"

 65 Any "Friends" episode, now

 66 Wiener schnitzel meat

 67 Coin with a map on one side

 68 Lauder of cosmetics

 69 Exxon, once

 70 Chirpy bird

DOWN

  1 Cinco de ___

  2 Assert

  3 Mad Libs request

  4 Put the kibosh on

  5 Drank first, paid later

  6 ___'acte (intermission)

  7 Bad thing to twist

  8 Artist friend of Degas

  9 "Isn't that precious!"

 10 Mexico's ___ California

 11 Prophet at Delphi

 12 Wealth

 13 Apt anagram of Kyoto

 18 Alternative to Midway

 19 Warren Buffett's Nebraska hometown

 23 Response to a knock

 25 Bart Simpson, to Homer

 27 Running a fever, say

 28 ___ culpa (my bad)

 29 "16 and Pregnant" channel

 30 Drummer Shannon

 32 Rough draft

 34 It's okay in the Atkins diet

 35 Marching campus grp.

 39 JFK alternative

 40 Flower, at first

 41 "Okay, skipper"

 43 Everest and others (Abbr.)

 44 Trio, tripled

 45 Kylo Ren's father

 46 In ___ (anxious)

 47 They may be added to the dinner table

 48 Whiz

 50 Pointy church part

 52 Still in the game

 53 Philanthropist Bill or Melinda

 56 The shivers

 58 Smartphone predecessors, briefly

 59 San Antonio athlete

 60 Whittle (down)

 61 Some, and then some

 63 White bill in Monopoly

 64 Just out of the box

Solution