ACROSS

  1 Common clickbait article format

  5 Sheep sound

  8 Praline ingredient

 13 On the matter of

 14 Programmer's output

 16 Ooze

 17 Natural colors

 18 Drink that sounds like its first letter

 19 Enjoys some 18-Across

 20 Suitable

 21 Cocktail made with lime juice and gin

 23 Slanted, in Sussex

 25 If all goes well

 26 Apple drink

 28 Minor roadblock

 29 Con artist, e.g.

 31 Common bridal attire

 34 ___ sticker (certain dumpling)

 35 "Lights out!"

 37 Writing tip?

 39 Cry on a slide

 41 Word that sounds like its first and last vowels

 42 "Noble Blood" host Schwartz

 43 Puerto ___

 45 Cultivated crops

 47 Sign for most of September

 49 "Strange ..."

 50 Bud

 51 Provide care to

 55 Scratch up

 56 Extra pieces

 58 Trait carrier

 59 One of 100 in the United States

 60 Ancient Peruvian

 61 Part of LGBTQ+

 62 "That's amusing"

 63 A rose's is thorny

DOWN

  1 Desperate final attempt

  2 "Took me a minute to find that"

  3 Spa offering with ancient Roman origins

  4 Burned layer of creme brulee

  5 Feathery scarves

  6 Ambience

  7 Crafts' partner

  8 Personal annoyance

  9 Prefix with "friendly" or "tourism"

 10 "___ O'Brien Needs a Friend" (weekly podcast)

 11 Skilled

 12 What a crane constructs

 14 Home of the Space Needle

 15 Kid

 19 "___ So Shy" (hit for The Pointer Sisters)

 22 Segment of a trip

 24 "Where ___ we?"

 26 Game with a hexagonal board

 27 Pupil controller

 30 Concept

 32 Soon

 33 Sequence of synchronized steps

 35 Deep-fried pastries popular in New Orleans

 36 Impatient kid's request

 38 Nightmare

 40 Take a wrong turn, say

 42 Many AMA members

 44 Two-door car

 46 Consumed

 47 E-cig user

 48 Glazer of "Broad City"

 50 Over here!

 52 Not well thought out

 53 Oak or elm

 54 Zion National Park's home

 57 Sprinted

 58 USO show attendees

Solution